Sunday, 10 February 2008

heidi montags music video yes please



Heidi Montag's Music Video. Yes Please!

Remember when you parents got their first "camcorder" and they'd go

out for the night and you and your friends would take the video camera

and start making ridiculous movies? Remember how proud of yourself you

were for making such a kick-ass video, so proud however, that when

your parents got home from their night out you confessed taking the

video camera and making a movie just because you really wanted to see

how awesome you and your camera/acting skills were? Remember how once

you started watching your newly recorded movie in front of people you

got really really embarrassed and realize how completely ridiculous

your movie was and you were thankful that after it was over no one

ever had to see it again? Yeah, well Heidi Montard's music video,

"Higher," is kind of like that except the world is viewing it.

This actually isn't a joke. It is wonderful to see Heidi "performing"

beautifully, sort of like those amusement parks that would allow you

to do the same thing, but you had to dress up in outfits from the

1800's and then they'd give you a picture that was tinted brown and

yellow. Yeah, well that looked more professional than this video (shot

by Spencer Pratt/Steve Sanders). Anyway, sit back and relax and watch

Heidi chase away seagulls with her voice and be mesmerized by her

artistic hand movements that she sticks to in almost each and every

scene. It's also great how she is apparently singing her own backup

vocals as well. Too bad they could get the seagulls to be her backup

singers and/or dancers. That would have been great, although I'm sure

that would have increased the budget and they would have ended up

spending like $24.99 on the whole shoot. Ugh, maybe for the next

video.

At the end, Heidi looks into the camera and whispers "Am I dreaming?"

Yes Heidi, you are. Anyway, finally a reason why Mariah Carey keeps on

pushing back her release date. No way she wants to compete with the

vocal stylings of Heidi Montard.

I'm not sure if TRL is still on, but if we can't create a movement

that votes this video into the top ten countdown well, then, the

terrorists really have won.


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