The morning show is rather difficult...
I'm a lazy sort, therefore getting up before, oh say11, is jarring to
my senses. As a result I drink a lot of coffee which sends my normally
functioning brain into what we in Texas call a "tizzy".
I'll illustrate what I mean: I brought a banana to work the other day
and it was not yet totally ripe. So in order to speed the ripening
process, I put it in the microwave. Makes sense right? So I took it
out and burned my hand somethin' fierce.
A little later on, I was at the DMV and they wanted my fingerprints
for their records. I didn't have any on my right hand, I'd burned them
off. Being the good DMV workers that they are, they alerted the Dept
of Homeland Security because who would be missing fingerprints on
their right hand but a member of Al Qaeda? (sp?)
So after a thorough um, interview and extensive cavity search, I am
free on my own recognisance and free of any prostrate problems. Now
being a responsible Eagle Scout, I would never ordinarily put a banana
into a microwave, but like I said, my brain is tizzified.
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