Sunday, 17 February 2008

2005_11_01_archive



blogs that bite and chew

blogs that bite and chew

What does your blog feed on?

I mean, does your blog eat anything? anything at all?

To live, a blog must chew. Otherwise it's teeth will grow backwards

and penetrate its brain, causing it to die.

But for a blog to open its mouth and rip a piece of flesh off the

bone, and start grinding its teeth against the morsel, the blog must

have hunger.

Your blog must hunger for truth, for justice, for independent thought.

Your blog must have a painful craving for freedom of expression and

exposure of villainy, lies, and mediocrity.

I like blogs that have an empty feeling in the pit of their stomachs,

blogs that experience hunger pangs for solid nourishment.

In other words, I like blogs that bite and chew.

Blogs that eat through you,

they know what to do.

Blogs that bite and chew,

pass the pepper, ah, ah choo.

Does your blog have the proper fangs and well developed jaw muscles?

What can your blog devour in a lonely hour?

Sharpen your blog's teeth and let it get busy chowing down.

You know what I mean for it to eat, don't you?

You know what I want your blog to dine upon, don't you?

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